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7-11 is the historical name ascribed to the most prevalent naturally occuring inconvenience store. Known since antiquity, 7-11 has become the world's foremost purveyor of toxically unhealthy processed food products. Also notable are the frictionless tile floors and the uniformly East Indian service staff.
7-11 has been a recognized natural phenomenon since the dawn of recorded history.
It is believed that the 7-11 was a natural evolution of the 7-10, a prehistoric herd animal. 7-10 were common when the entire landmass of Earth was concentrated into one supercontinent, Pangaea. Herds of 7-10 freely roamed the continent, having only one natural predator - the Chuck Norris. The massive evolutionary strain induced by such a formidable foe necessitated a new evolutionary strategy.
The first 7-11 was created by a confluence of the superintelligent East Indians and a herd of 7-10. This new symbiotic strategy proved successful - so successful, in fact, that individual members could survive without the protection of the herd. 7-11 spread to every corner of the supercontinent before the famed breakup of Pangaea (actually caused by one of Chuck Norris' temper tantrums) and so were located around the planet when humans showed up some hundreds of millions of years later.
The influence of the 7-11 on humanity has been tremendous. Former hunter/gatherer societies, upon finding a cluster of 7-11, would settle there rather than continuing their nomadic lifestyle. With the relief of the burden of constantly searching for food, humans were free to develop other primitive activities, such as religion and the killing of innocent people. It is at this point in history that we see the first evidence of Norris worship, including human sacrifice and execution by roundhouse kicking. The first cities developed around herds of 7-11, and wars were common between those who had access to 7-11 and those who did not have such privilege.
7-11 continues to be a major world influence.
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A tragic, horrific day in American history. The day exhibited how vulnerable the United States can be, yet the politicians have a major portion of our military in Iraq. Didn't the government learn anything?
The U.S. military has been in Iraq longer than we participated in WWII & longer than the "Civil War".....
After 9/11, our Military needs to be where it belongs; HOME, attempting to protect the American people!
9/11 changed America forever. If I were president, I would tell them to eat their oil and we will keep our food; I would bring the military home immediately and stop feeding the military industrial complex. ie: the companies that make all of the ammunition, guns, planes, tanks, humvees, etc. Enough of our military has died or been maimed, needlessly! In my opinion, 9/11 started this ignorant dispersion of the U.S. military in another "Vietnam"!! Why does the U.S. police the world? Isn't it time the U.S. "saved" the U.S.? There's oil in places other than the middle east. Enough death!
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october 11th is national coming out day! this doesn't mean you have to come out on october 11th but it's a day to celebrate!
person a: happy october 11th!
person b: what's that?
person a: national coming out day!
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Epsilon 11 is a Mobile Task Force unit and used to contain hazardous object.
Epsilon 11 is designated as Nine Tailed Fox with 9 members acording to 9 tails.
Epsilon 11
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Veteran's Day in America.. Originally Armistice Day. On the 11th day of the 11th month at the 11th hour was the cease fire call for world war one.
Today is November 11. That means that its Veterans Day! WOO! That means there is a parade.
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Students in Year 11 are in their final year in secondary school. Some schools have sixth form so some year 11's will stay until they're 18
Year 11's have to work their asses off. With exams, gcses and other stressful crap. Some year 11's are really cocky because they're the top of the school, whilst other year 11's are chill and just enjoy their last year in secondary school.
Year 7, 8, 9 and 10 look up to year 11's as they must set an example to the rest of the school.
Year 11's are known for picking on the younger years (year 7 and 8) and smoking during school.
Example 1:
Year 11 dude1: Fancy a fag m8?
Year 11 dude2: Sure, lets do it behind that tree over there
Example 2:
Year 11: Awh m8 look at those puny lil kids walking around like they own the joint.
Year 11#2: Yea dude, the younger years piss me off. They're too small and cocky. Grow up you lil rats!
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