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When a girl in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out rub out a good one and shoot her in the back of the head, just like Abe Lincoln.
I went to Batman: The Dark Knight this chick wouldn't shut up so I gave her an Abe Lincoln.
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when you know your going to get oral sex so you trim your pubes before save the clippings and right before you cum you pull out of the bitchs mouth come on her chin and then stick the pubes on the cum.
I Ab Lincolned that bitch last night and she still wanted me to fuck her.
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When a female has sex in a lot of positions including being constantly in crunch position. Like an ab workout, and the following day her torso feels tight
Hilda: Damn my torso hurts
Ariana: why? You sick?
Hilda: no, I got dick abs from sex yesterday
Ariana: oh damn
Hilda: yeah shits rough but totally worth it
The act of getting so wasted that you begin to think you are Abraham Lincoln and can do what you want.
I was so Abed Up last night I pissed on a cop car and got arrested
The abs you get, not from being buff, but from being skinny. Therefor you have abs by default.
Jason, that little motherfucker with his pussy abs.
the type of abs construction workers and other poverty workers get not because of going to the gym but because of their heavy work
He works at the market by delivering fish on retail sellers. He eats too much carbs but he got really nice poverty abs.
A weapon of mass pleasure capable of causing orgasam in seconds
The tongue of Ab is great in me