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Is the act of shoving Kangaroo shit up your partners ass then proceed to tap that ass
We ate at out then snuck in to the zoo so we could pull off the Aussie Hot Pocket, best first date ever!
Australian Teenage/Underage Boy Ass or Australian Bussy (Boy Pussy), or Young Australian Gay Ass.
"Hey, do you think dad will be upset if he knows I sent Aussy picks to the neighbor's son?"
When she be living in Australia
"Yo, Did you know Jennifer's friend lives in Australia?"
"and?"
"Bro, She got that Aussy"
TWO PEOPLE, ONE LIES ON THEIR FRONT WHILST THE OTHER TAKES A POO ON THEIR UPPER BACK AND PATS IN DOWN NUMEROUS TIMES WITH THEIR BUM.
AUSSIE PATTY VERY SIMULAR TO A BOSTON PANCAKE BUT INSTEAD, THIS IS APPLIED TO THE UPPER BACK.
(SEE BOSTON PANCAKE)
n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.
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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.
It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?
In Australia, gravity works in a different way. Everything is Australia everything and everyone is upsidedown anytime you enter the borders of Australia you are flipped upside down. while this happens you will nearly Shit yourself from the speed and force that you're flipped but you will likely be fine. once you land you will be met with A hellish landscape where the water flows up and appears pink this is called the Hiller lake phenomenon. Every animal on this continent will try to end your life and guns are illegal so make sure to bring a melee weapon.
Joe: why is the plane spinning
Sam: WE ARE EXPERIENCING AUSSIE GRAVITY