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Another name for Strip Joint.
I checked out the muff pad last night, and the ladies were all over the place.
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This is another word for those in inform, ie the Police
I was driving in my car and got pulled over by the fuzzy muff
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When a man is so overcome by the sweet taste of pussy(s), or the possibility of tasting pussy(s), that all rational thought is discarded in the pursuit of that pussy(s).
John: "What the fuck was Bart thinking shagging that butt-ugly fat-bird last night? Man she made me wanna spew!"
Mike: "Who knows dude, he was probably clouded by muff"
An item of apparel (eg. underwear) designed for either warming &/or covering the entirety or majority of a woman's muff (vagina, pussy, beef curtains, etc.).
"Just remember girls, no muff jacket's in the hot tub".
"May I remove your muff jacket with my teeth?"
"Hey Bucky, is that new muff jacket adequately warming your vagina?"
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When you open up a vagina and put your nose in it and give a big whiff
I total gave her a muff snuff last night
Dandruff of the Muff. Dead skin cells resulting from dry skin in or around the Muff area.
I tried on a black dress for a work event I had coming up and when I took it off, I noticed I left some Muff Dander.
A nasty old womans pussy that smells like a landfill. Or it's your uncle's josephs herrmafidite fat ass that has a hooker for a wife.
When you fuck a woman with a harry muff your kid will look like alien. #corea