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noun: droopy, wrinkled, testicles that belong to a man 45 years or older. Just the thought of old man balls (more commonly referred to as O.M.B.) is enough to make you shudder with disgust.
Girl 1: "So, how is Paul in bed?"
Girl 2: "Oh man, he was turning me on and all, but then I saw his Old Man Balls (O.M.B.), and I would have needed to do some meth to get on that!"
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Describing a location, typically a lounge or steakhouse, reeking of wealth, lit by candles and a fireplace, furnished with large leather chairs and decorated with oil paintings of fox hunts.
My boss took me out to his private club for cigars and brandy, it was sweet, so very old man luscious.
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An elder person who is 99% right, in regards to earthly things in the present and historical facts. Although 99% wrong about future events including( but not limited to) the fact that they are still alive after having “predicted” themselves dead for years.
Tom: “Old Mr. Higgins said that our economy is doomed to collapse in 3 weeks.”
Bob: “Well you know he’s been diagnosed with Old Man Walking Syndrome…. Sharp as a whip and dull as a spoon.
when one uses his/her tongue repeatedly to moisten their lips...or smelling the air with their tongue. commonly found at bingo parlors or park benches...and persons over the age of 63.
' i saw a man earlier lick his lips 20-30 times in a minute like a snake...he must have had "old man tongue disease"!!
An old person who behaves as a young person in everything.
That modern minded old man gets along well with that young crew.
A male in their early twenties to late thirties who is thus technically an adult but has the mentality of a ten-year-old boy. Rather than being a productive member of society, i.e. seeking employment and paying taxes, he chooses to live with his parents, sit on his ass, play video games, and talk shit on the internet. He thinks people who slave away at jobs they hate all day are fools, but, in fact, when his parents either die or kick his sorry ass into the street and he realizes he has the survival skills of a disfigured newborn baby bird, he'll see the joke is on him.
Also known as a 30-Year-Old Boy.
Productive member of society: Why don't you grow up and move out of your parents' house?
Ten-Year-Old Man: Because I don't have to and I know how good I have it. You shouldn't have moved out, dummy-head!
Productive member of society: Right, enjoy having to be quiet after 10pm and asking for gas money to drive to the mall and drool over girls who are by now half your age.
Ten-Year-Old Man: I don't know what my problem is with girls.
Productive member of society: Gee, let me think, oh maybe it's because you're a 25-year-old man who still lives at home.
Ten-Year-Old Man: What's wrong with that? I save money that way.
Productive member of society: Girls want someone who can actually provide for himself, not someone who's too scared to leave the nest. Also, if the opportunity to have sex DID present itself, they don't want to have it on your parents' couch.
Ten-Year-Old Man: How do you do dishes?
Productive member of society: What do you mean, don't you do dishes at home?
Ten-Year-Old Man: No, my mom does them.
Productive member of society: Your mom? Aren't you like 30 years old? No wonder nobody likes you.
Ten-Year-Old Man: Oh yeah, log on to World of Warcraft and say that shit!
Productive member of society: Whatever, loser.
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