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A full house hand in poker. Comes from the show "Full House", where Danny Tanner is the father, played by Bob Saget.
When I won the pot, I showed my Danny Tanner, and he was glad he folded.
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a long rambling story that serves no purpose, ending in a completely unsatisfactory manner, usually with the phrase, "and yeah."
Example of a Tanner Story:
This one time, I was working at the theater, and this woman came up to me and asked what movie she should see. And Yeah.
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A really weird hairy man with a super greasy poo-stache. Not to be mistaken for a Dingus, but similar
Gary: hey, look at that crazy man standing at the bus stop.
Bill: Yeah I see him, he's such a Tanner Ray
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an superhumanly hot Milf. someone I as a completely straight male would let peg me with a 12 inch strap on. Every boy in the school has wet dreams thinking about tanners mom mainly Cyrus in particular. she is short and sculpted like a porn star. -i love tanners mom
me: tanners mom. everyone else; shes so hot, i love tannes mom, im gonna fuck her so hard.
i want to have anal sex with tanners mom
1. The sexiest pornstar to ever live besides Jenna Jameson. has the tightest twat that anyone has ever imagined and a damn nice face to go along with it.
2. The typical image a man gets when they are into tight little 18 year olds trying to get it up. Ofter referred to as Tanner Mayonnaise by the porn lovers. she jokes around with porn and enjoys porn, not like other girls that just do it for money. She would be an cool chick to hang out with. Not of huge tit descent but her twat stays as tight a a pre-schooler.
Porn fanatic #1: Dude have you checked out tanner maye's new flick?
Porn fanatic #2: Yeah dude shes a gorgeous human.
Porn fanatic #1: Yeah, I still can't manage to believe that her pussy stays so tight after all those enormous cocks have rammed their her through her small little twat.
Porn fanatic #2: Welll, as we all know, all people who have sex too much will eventually develop loose genetalia with time, but for the mean time lets enjoy seeing her get fucked sideways, upside down, and all which ways before her sense of feeling goes away down there.
Porn Fanatic #1: Dude your right, but according to my statistics, if she's made over 3,000 films including 500 DVD's and is not loose by now, She is never bound to go loose!
Porn Fanatic #2: Oh trust me Bro, she will get loose, she WILL get loose. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Pssst!....ill make sure of that Muahahahahahahaha!!!
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when one's ass itches after repeatedly going tanning naked
You: My ass itches
Me: Oh you must have tanner's butt
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A fake human, DO NOT APPROACH THIS PERSON, THEY ARE LIZARDS AND WILL BITE YOU!
Person 1: Yo whaddup tanner
Tanner: *Glares in lizard*
Person 1: Holy shit man
Tanner: Ima hiss yo ass bitch
Person 1: Goddamn Dirty Tanner!
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