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to conspicuously notice. Usually used in the negative, meaning that a person noticed but didn't do so in an obvious way, for example because they weren't surprised.
When Frank saw the drivers running red lights, he didn't even : bat an eyelid
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Song written by the band AFI off their Missing Man EP... what exactly is a Trash Bat? You will need to ask the lyricist and singer Davey Havok.
Once more with a smile
Broken teeth and bloody eyes
In my mean light
My, my, my
Trash bat
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Extremely dark flappy vaginal lips; Vaginal lips so big when fingered vigorously, they sound like B B B B B B B B B B B B...; vaginal lips that can operate the "Clapper" light switch
Bro, I had no idea she was sporting a "bat kite".... she was giving me a chocolate handy with her darkened meat wings while I was banging her...
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The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)
Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"
Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."
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poop that comes from bats
sometimes called guano
dracula turned into a bat and made smelly bat poop everywhere
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Also known as 'Goth Day', Bat's Day is the last saturday in August where goth kids from all over the U.S and Europe flock to Disneyland for a day of princess boo-ing, high heels, and black lipstick. While it's not officialy reconized by the park itself, the park staff is well aware of its existance.
Actress Playing Snow White: "I'm gonna trade shifts with the new girl. I don't want to be around on Bat's Day, and the she wont know about it yet."
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Cinderella: Ahh! That goth guy just felt me up!
Sleeping Beauty: Duh, what'd you expect? It's Bat's Day!
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An implement used by a certain N Kiote for pleasuring his anal area.
See also ass clown and turd burglar.
N Kiote found his baceball bat lodged horizontally in his lower rectum. And it hurt like a bitch.
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