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Babies born twelve to sixteen months after the start of the COVID-19 Mandatory Quarantine Pandemic. Depending on your geographic location, the start of quarantine happened anywhere from January 2020-March 2020. Many activities can happen in quarantine, such as follows: Netflix, limitless trips to the refrigerator, arts and crafts, binge drinking on a daily basis, working out, wondering where to buy toilet paper, playing music on your balcony using pots and pans with others that are quarantined, and sex. Yes, alot of sex, and most likely unprotected due to protection most likely not being at the top of the survival list of being in quarantine. The result of unprotected quarantined sex is called, a Corona Baby.
"OH my goodness, your baby is adorable, how old is he!?" " Well, he's a Corona Baby, and the year is 2025, so you do the math."
An online school which was caused by coronavirus (or COVID-19)
I can't come over right now, I have corona-school.
The 20 pounds everyone gains while social distancing and staying home
I really need to get back to the gym and burn off this Corona 20.
When someone is cute, but only when they have their mask on.
When someone is cute, but you don't know what the bottom half of their face looks like.
Barack: "Woah dude! She's Corona Cute!"
Jack: "Yeah bro, you should see her teeth!"
The weight we will gain by not being able to get out and live our lives. We are sitting dormant, watching Netflix and drinking nightly. Instead of the Freshman Fifteen we will have the Corona Fifteen and gain weight from Boredom.
Crap I hope the Corona Fifteen does not turn in to the Corona twenty. Hopefully quarantine will be over soon.
Particularly smelly genitalia caused by not showering for several days. A phenomena resulting from quarantine during the COVID-19 pandemic.
That girl is so hot. I’d fuck her even if she has corona crotch.
Corona Canned- (v) to become unemployed because some jackass ate a bat.
Dude, I totally got corona canned from my waiter gig.