Smart Mash

How to play Smart Mash in just 7 easy steps.

1. Find the smartest person you know.

2. Bring some of your mates (male).

3. Choose your location and tie your allocated smart person up so they cannot move (a gag or tape is optional if you want to muffle the screams)

4. Cut (or use your own method) their head open exposing their healthy live brain.

5. Proceed to cut and mash their brain up inside the skull.

6. You all stand around the person's mashed brains and wank yourself off, last one to jizz / cum the losers punishment can be seen in step 7.

7. The loser of step 6 has to go first at eating the mashed up brains, out of your allocated persons skull.

First person to throw up is the loser.

Disclaimer: don't do this.

Hey guys want to play Smart Mash this weekend?

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Mashed Brotatoes

Too many bros in any given locale.

Guy 1: Hey man! How's Jessica's party??

Guy 2: Awww dude, I'm leaving, its mashed brotatoes over here.

Guy 1: Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiit. (the wire style)

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Gash Mash

Also known as Skittle Bumping or Scissoring. It’s when two females grind genitals with one another in a cross legged position.

Anna fancies her vulvae being stimulated by Lorainne, as they embrace in the act known as the Gash Mash.

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Chode mash

Adding chode butter to a serving of mashed potatoes and then serving them to your enemy

Jack served a dish of chode mash to the man who stole his girlfriend.

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no mash hen

Synonym for norman sheun. Also a hen that doesn't like mash.

Is a no mash hen there?

No, can't help you there.

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button-mashing

1. rapidly pressing buttons in a game

2.pressing buttons without a sense of what they do

Marcus was button-mashing trying to acheive a combo in the game

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Key Mash

1. A wrist spasm, Causing the victim to compulsively beat at the keyboard with their fingers, knuckles or wrists.

2. A slip of the fingers when typing, causing an odd array of incoherent babble.

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1. "Dude, I was drawing before I went to type and I Key Mashed all over my keyboard!"

2. Screen Name A: Hey!

Screen Name B: AKHFAHFLJkafjafkj

Screen Name A: ....Uhm... Wtf?

Screen Name B: Sorry, Key Mash.

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