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slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat
Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour
A microwave used solely for heating up ones drugs, alcohols, lubes and/or sex toys.
Hey break out the party microwave I've had a rough day!
The Michigan Microwave is where you wrap a baby you don’t want in tin foil and put it in the microwave.
Jim: “Hey Mike how’s the new kid”
Mike: “I had to do the old Michigan Microwave on his bitchass”
When a woman queefs in bed and pulls the covers over your head like a Dutch oven.
After sex with my boyfriend I gave him a Swedish Microwave.
When your microwave is strait fire
Michelle: Ayy Barack hows that popcorn coming along?
Barack: *checks obama microwave*
Barack: It's lit
Macro-Microwaving is the act of entering an excessive amount of time to cook something in the microwave but standing by to remove the item when it is finished cooking.
Person 1 in work break room waiting to use microwave: "Whoa, 20 minutes for a bowl of soup?"
Person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: "Relax, I'm macro-microwaving."
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A sexual where one partner is laying face down on the floor, or a bed, and the other repeatedly stuffs the partners anus with electric hand warmers, until no more can fit.
Hey Roger, I was thinking we could do the Canadian microwave tonight.
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