Muff pad

Another name for Strip Joint.

I checked out the muff pad last night, and the ladies were all over the place.

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fuzzy muff

This is another word for those in inform, ie the Police

I was driving in my car and got pulled over by the fuzzy muff

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Muff jacket

An item of apparel (eg. underwear) designed for either warming &/or covering the entirety or majority of a woman's muff (vagina, pussy, beef curtains, etc.).

"Just remember girls, no muff jacket's in the hot tub".

"May I remove your muff jacket with my teeth?"

"Hey Bucky, is that new muff jacket adequately warming your vagina?"

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Clouded by Muff

When a man is so overcome by the sweet taste of pussy(s), or the possibility of tasting pussy(s), that all rational thought is discarded in the pursuit of that pussy(s).

John: "What the fuck was Bart thinking shagging that butt-ugly fat-bird last night? Man she made me wanna spew!"

Mike: "Who knows dude, he was probably clouded by muff"

muff milk

Simply when a female cums.

I fuckd this chick so hard her muff milk squirted all over me.

Muff Nit

Self explanatory... Nits of the muff.
Also known as crabs.
Something that can't be very nice to have.

That girl has Muff Nits

Muff Dynasty

Basically a trifecta of pussy, parliament cigarettes, and pre pubesant kids who like to lick the bick and get down and dirty with a pair of rust scissors

Wow Kate must be a part of muff dynasty with that kind of lady monger