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When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.
I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .
(noun): the act of space docking (anally) while which the delivering party of the space dock has a pronounced case of diarrhea.
"Bro, I was totally going to space dock Krystal last night, but it turned out to be orphan porridge."
TECHNOBLADE IS GOD TECHNOBLADE SHIT MAN YESSS I LIKE YO STAB ORPHAN HEHE you can fucking say this any fucking time and nobody ducking will fucking care for fucks sake
“Technoblade says I stab orphan hehe”
“I like to stab orphan hehe”
A phrase Africans use, to be nice to white people.
Night, My Little Orphan, I Like crepes in my pockets.
The rarely disciplined child that a single mom brings into her marriage with a betabux provider.
Usually, the product of a one-night stand or short-term fling with an alpha male who isn't in the kid's life.
Alpha Orphans are frequently mentioned in their mother's online dating profile along with the statement "My kid(s) come first".
Example 1
Keith: Dude, I was interested until I saw "Proud mom" in her profile.
Wesley: Damn... Alpha Orphans.
Example 2
Husband: Honey, we've been married 4 years now. Can we have a kid now?
Wife: No! I already have two alpha orphans.
A child. Feel free to call literally anyone with parents this.
Dissuading, egg roll eater, hot side pillow, no loved ones, eats bricks, looks like shrek,and stinky