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Fat and sweaty fingers smelt like pears from a girl's vagina
Man those are some sweaty Pears there bro, you must've hit that real quick
Move to apartments. Also means literally do the pears.
Pear is one of the audience members from Shovelwares brain game. Known to disrupt the show to spit out his “critical” opinions.
He’s also well known for being both gay and British. As he has been seen kissing men before.
1: hey, do you see Pear (SWBG) over there?
2: yeah. I saw him kiss a men earlier
1: ah. Yes, that would make sense. Pear loves kissing men after all!
When a porcupine spikes the head of your penis with its spikes and the tip becomes purple and spiky
Yo did you hear about Joe Rogan, He got a Mississippi Prickly Pear last weekend when he was hunting.
An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.
The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.