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Big Ass Titties.
A phrase to say when you see a chick with huge knockers.
Alex: Ohh damn son, look at that girl! 10's and 50's, BIG ASS TITTIES!
Nunzio: I Love Boobies!
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the act of having a 40 ounce alcoholic beverage and 9 mm fire arm in possession at the time.
greg: bola i can't believe you drank a 40 with out holding a 9 :(
bola: i know, all i had was a shotgun.
40's and 9's
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S&V is the effect of adding and fine tuning a product or theory which improves everything in many ways -mainly Seduction & Validation.
You DON'T need a brand new partner, just S&V your current one - it'll last a load longer.
HUBBY`S is slang for husband`s , showing something belongs to the husband only.
I looked in the refrigerator and the majority of everything had WIFE'S written on it so I grabbed a marker and started writing HUBBY`S on all my stuff.
The most beautiful women you will ever meet, inside & out. She's so angelic you will swear she's from another universe. She will never judge you, only shower you with acceptance and teach you better (perhaps followed with a hard slap across the face.) She has no idea how amazing she truly is either. Her imperfections fit her like a glove-as if she were meant to be this beautiful catastrophe you can't help but stare at/get lost in. But don't forget, the devil was once an angel too, & this one was blessed with mad game and hard feelings, leftover from bitter heartaches and heartbreaks. If you ever get the time of day & are stupid enough to cross her, she will take back her endless amount of loyalty and shatter your heart into a million pieces faster than she gave it to you. She tries to stay low and keep to herself, yet everyone is always asking about her. She makes friends very easily but is always wise about who she keeps around for the long-term. She loves supporting other women, and although some won't like her, it's typically because they are filled with jealousy & hate of what she is. Although at times she can be very quiet and shy, she has a mind of her own & probably more balls to say what's on it than any of you do. She's independent and will have no problem reminding you of that. She's full of all the love and resilience in the world and is truly just a one of a kind. Not to mention, she ages like a glass of fine wine. I will always be rooting for my beloved Ashleigh.
GUY 1: "BRO WHO ARE THOSE GROUP OF PPL STANDING OVER THERE?"
GUY 2: " OH, WE CALL THOSE THE ASHLEIGH S. STANS"
GUY 3: "YEAH, ONCE YOU JOIN THE CLUB THERE'S NO GETTING OUT... JUST ASK OUR BUDDY JAKE."
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Messages with sado masochistic tendencies
Ur sado maschistic tendencies appeal to me in da s&m S&mmses ;-)
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