Greasing the swine

An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.

My mom caught me greasing the swine the othe day, how embarrassing!

Swine Suprise

While you are hooking up with a sloppy disguisting girl you get sick and throw up on her, then you use your puke as lubricant to fuck her.

That girl was so nasty , before i can even get a six pack down i ended up giving her the swine suprise and made a mess all over the back of my car.

swine fluked

When you feel fuked by the deadly swine flu virus.

"Swine fluked" is often pronounced with L silent - as fucked.

Doctor: Am sorry, your test reports +ve. You are swine fuked (swine fluked)!!
Patient: fuk the swine..

swine flu

A disease that is ravaging that land of the united states. Some say it is fake while others say that it is Obama's way to block up the border and stop the immigration of mexicans into america. (Even though he claims he is for opening the border)
While others blame former president bush saying that it is his fault that the mexicans created this disease because it is their revenge on us for not allowing them to cross the our lands.

Random Mexican 1:Damn essay im pissed off at them damn gringos for closing off the border

Random Mexican 2:Well homes what can we do

Random Mexican 3:Well them damn chinks came up with the bird flu.

Random Mexican 1:Damn pigs... wait, thats what we will call it. swine flu

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Swine Flu

The Swine Flu; also known as porker virus, is becoming an epidemic throughout North America. It is considered to curl your nose up and will make you snort like a pig when you laugh. The Swine Flu originated from Mexico because the pigs there ate radioactive shit. This is now spreading throughout the United States. Please grab the people closest to you and stay away from pork, and people that look like pigs.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see Eric? He looks like a pig.

Guy 2: Stay away from him he has the Swine Flu.

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Swine Iron

Male sexual genitalia used exclusively for intercourse with the morbidly obese.

Tammy had a lot of personality, so Ted pulled out his swine iron.

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Swine Twining

A form of BDSM often refered to as hog tying.

I enjoy swine twining my slave when he is really bad!

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