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When you cut you cut the girls pubic hairs like a bonzai and water it with jizz
My girlfriend was a thirsty bonzai.
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a woman or man who drinks so much cum, that she/he dies of stomach poisening.
At jessica alba's house, my friend was such a thirsty river that she never woke up after she passed out from drinking too much JD.
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Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.
Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer
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When your ghetto cooler is empty, and can’t afford to refill it, even tho your thirsty and have to rob a gas station
I’m so ghetto thirsty, I’m gonna punch a bitch in the face and then rob a g-station
Thirsty si gago boy kambyo kamot pwet hahahahaha
Si Eddie Theeyesiee ay Eddie Thirsty.
A singular gentleman of any age who likes to taste his own semen, post ejaculatiion and from various glassware.
After watching an episode of ‘Orange is the New Black’, Sassy Phillip proceeded to knock one off the cuff into his favourite tumbler and down his neck. He is such a thirsty milkman.
A girl who is begging for a boy(s) attention. Does anything for them to notice her.
Did you see that girl? She’s so boy thirsty over Jayden.