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When you cut you cut the girls pubic hairs like a bonzai and water it with jizz
My girlfriend was a thirsty bonzai.
a woman or man who drinks so much cum, that she/he dies of stomach poisening.
At jessica alba's house, my friend was such a thirsty river that she never woke up after she passed out from drinking too much JD.
Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.
Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer
When you get thirsty and drink so much water that your stomach is going to explode but your mouth still is dry and needs more water.
"MOOOOOOM I HAVE THIRSTY MOUTH HELPPPPPPPP"
1. Someone who likes to own, earn, save and gain a lot of money
Synonym: Gold digger, greedy, spoilt and Mr. Krabs
E.g. "you can't expect me to not work this week, I am a very thirsty cow"
A euphemism for "penis", specifically used as sexual inuendo.
Person 1: "Dude, do you see that guy over there? I'd schlorp his thirsty plane."
Person 2: "For real, he's irresistible."
When your ghetto cooler is empty, and can’t afford to refill it, even tho your thirsty and have to rob a gas station
I’m so ghetto thirsty, I’m gonna punch a bitch in the face and then rob a g-station