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When you cut you cut the girls pubic hairs like a bonzai and water it with jizz
My girlfriend was a thirsty bonzai.
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a woman or man who drinks so much cum, that she/he dies of stomach poisening.
At jessica alba's house, my friend was such a thirsty river that she never woke up after she passed out from drinking too much JD.
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Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.
Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer
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A euphemism for "penis", specifically used as sexual inuendo.
Person 1: "Dude, do you see that guy over there? I'd schlorp his thirsty plane."
Person 2: "For real, he's irresistible."
Overly horny males usually found pestering desirable but uninterested women who try to hard and generally don’t get the message their attention is unwanted
“Geez, this app is filled with dic pics and Thirsty Monkees”
when somebody wants anal sex from more then one male at a time
Sean: I wanted to do her but she is to damn butt thirsty.
Randy: what is Butt thirsty?
Sean: When a girl wants more then one male for anal sex at a time.
Randy: Eww thats gross
A red Chevy Bolt. A car that has neither gasoline drink, nor sexual companionship.
He went to the dealership and bought himself a thirsty jack.