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A missing of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism.
Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster Stroodle.
Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: A toaster stroodle!
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When you find your own genitalia stuck in a toaster and is slowly burning and your pubic hairs burn into ashes also new gases can be released into the air known as toasted dick gas
I have toaster dick
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(n) - A shit at work so long in duration that the screensaver on your computer activates while you are gone.
Host of meeting: I see everyone from payroll could make it, accounting - where is Chris?
Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.
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A presumably heterosexual woman who is about to have sex with a lesbian for the first time.
Lizzy: I hooked up with Sarah last night.
Veronica: Was she a toaster oven?
Lizzy: Yeah, it was her first time with a girl.
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A term for a personal Network-Attached Storage (NAS) box that has a similar appearance to a toaster. Usually used to store a private porn stash hidden within folders of music, documents, and videos.
Mommy, why do you call that box a porn toaster?
Because that is where Mommy stores the pictures that put food on the table.
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the process of throwing a condom in the microwave for a short period of time and then placing it over your penis
The trojan toaster is an inexpensive penis warmer.
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