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NHL Franchise, loved within the GTA, disliked by the rest of Canada. Known best for clogging up Hockey night in Canada with bad games and consitantly losing to their thier long rivals the Senators.
"hey is the canucks game on"
"No its reagional coverage so the best we get to see is the Toronto Maple Leafs"
"god damn, i feel like i just got a sutherland"
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Where you insert a piece of candy into the pee hole of a man and have a partner suck it out while they are blowing you
"It hurt like a bitch, but that whore Megan Fogarty gave me a Toronto tootsie pop."
When a giver of head lies flat on his/her stomach with his/her arms beside his/her stomach with legs flat on the ground while he/she lifts his/her head and upper chest up and down from the ground while a dick is in his/her mouth, thus sucking a dick while doing a trunk lift. Originated in Toronto when horny players for the Toronto Raptors really needed to shoot one off during training.
My girlfriend must be a Canadian, because she just gave me a Toronto Trunk Lift last night!
A pathetic hockey team from Toronto that completely sucks. Leaf fans like to think their franchise is comparable to the Chicago Cubs because they are popular losers but the fact of the matter is the Maple Leaf Gardens are gone so the team doesn't even have that mystical tradition on their side anymore. Now the Maple Leafs are just like any other team that play in a modern corporate arena.
Toronto is a really crappy sports town. The only people that like any of your crappy teams are Canadians that hate Americans and want to stick it to them by pulling for Toronto teams. Torontonians think all of Canada looks up to them but I have been to places like New York and Chicago and I live close to Boston so Toronto doesn't do it for me.
The Maple Leafs are crap. The Air Canada Center is for the oily corporate douche bags of Toronto that think they are big time Wall Street rollers. If they want to blow their money on BMW's and Toronto Maple Leaf tickets, that is fine by me.
The Toronto Maple Leafs have incredibility bland sweaters. They should wear the ones from the 1960's then at least they could suck with a bit of style.
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The most overrated team in NHL history. Also proudly owns the nhl's worst logo and worst name. To their credit, they used to be good. A long long time ago in 1967, I believe, they managed to win their 13th and final cup. Now, they can't even make it to the cup finals. Will miss the playoffs this season thanks to lousy coaching, too much reliance on power play and of course just plain bad, underachieving players. The Leafs also happen to have the most terrible fans in the nhl. Somehow, those clowns still think the Leafs will make the playoffs even though they're almost totally eliminated. They also believe they'll win the cup... But no worries. Soon, Leafs fans will be able to celebrate the 40th anniversary of their last Stanley Cup. If you live in Toronto, do yourself a favor and root for any other team. The Ottawa Senators are a good pick. Or the Montreal Canadiens who actually have won a Stanley Cup during current fans' lifetimes.
If the Toronto Maple Leafs had won a few games against the Ottawa Senators this season, they'd be contenders for the playoffs. But what can I say? The Sens are a far superior team.
10/5/05 Ottawa 3 at Toronto 2 (shootout)
10/10/05 Toronto 5 at Ottawa 6 (shootout)
10/29/05 Ottawa 8 at Toronto 0
12/17/05 Toronto 2 at Ottawa 8
1/21/06 Toronto 0 at Ottawa 7
1/23/06 Toronto 3 at Ottawa 4
3/4/06 Ottawa 4 at Toronto 2
As you can see, the Maple Leafs suck and are absolutely not better than the Sens.
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One of the Original 6 teams in the NHL. The Toronto Maple Leafs have lots of fans despite the fact that the leafs havent won the cup since like 1967 or something and probably won't win the cup again until around 2067 because when it all comes down to --Skills-- they aint got em. Theyre players are to old they get bodychecked once and collapse or they are small pansies and get thrown around like a --PersonalRagdolls-- to Zdeno Chara or anyone from the sens
The Toronto Maple Leafs don't have many skills and when they start to lose they attack the opposing teams bench or sucker punch someone because they're jealous that person can score.
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A team of whining pansies who suck the green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny pricks are erect and when the extacy of defecating in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads on over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.
The Toronto Maple leafs are quite the bunch.
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