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When you have mudbut really bad and there is so much coming out you can't get out of the bathroom.
I'd love to go bangin with you homies, but I got so much damn ass traffic.
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When one person spreads their butt cheeks, while a second person deficates into the other's rectum.
At the sm club I tried a traffic jam for the first time.
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noun : When there is a halting or slowing down of cars on a major highway all because they saw the sun shinning in their eyes and are so frightened that they need to slam on their brakes.
This is usually done by morons that don't know their car is equipped with a visor to prevent exactly this occurrence.
Also more common in areas after an overpass, or after a highway wall.
It will ruin your life because you'll realize that you just sat in traffic because a couple of people thought the giant yellow thing was going to kill them and slowed down to a crawl.
"Sorry Im late I was driving on the LIE when I hit some bad Vamire traffic."
"just had to replace my bumper because of some vampire traffic."
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3:30-9:30
Don’t come over until after traffic hour.
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This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.
I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.
A place for people to have large orgys consisting of high amounts of Slovakian Traffic Cone
Hey, this girl is holding a Slovakian Traffic stop you wanna go
Generally a fun game played by tourists visiting the Dutch capital of Amsterdam. First the group goes to a coffee shop and smoke some cannabis (Green Light). Next, the group goes to a bar for a beer (Yellow Light) and finally a stop by the girls in the red light district (Red Light).
My friends and I visited Amsterdam last week and completed six rounds of the Amsterdam Traffic Light! I am now down 500 Euro!