subliminal tweeting

Subliminal tweeting is the art of tweeting, but deleting it straight after.

People see it but then it's gone... did they really see it??

Dude no. 1: "Dude did you see that on twitter about.."
Dude no. 2: "No dude, show us..."
Dude no. 1: "Oh it was there a minute ago..."

Dude no. 2: "Dude did you actually see it?"
Dude no. 1: "Course man. Defo a case of subliminal tweeting, right there!"

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Tweet Twat

A person who tweets way to much, usually about boring or every day activities that noone cares about

joe: yo did you follow that hot girl on twitter yet?
joe#2:yea dude, she tweets so much, like every 36 seconds. its so annoying.
joe: wow sounds like shes a tweet twat

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tweet at me

another way of saying "get at me" on Twitter. or "follow me on twitter"

i'm on twitter, tweet at me!

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Booty Tweet

The act of using Twitter to "tweet" a booty call.

Douche 1: I haven't gotten any in a long time.

Douche 2: You should "booty tweet" Michelle.

Douche 1: Good idea, BRO!

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Tweet

The fart-like sound emitted through the male genitalia, much like the female "queef"

I tweeted in her mouth.

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booty tweet

the act of sending a tweet via the pressure of your booty onto your phone in your back pocket

@lancearmstrong Whoops, sorry about the booty tweet.5 minutes ago from Tweetie

@lancearmstrong @@@@@@@D@d00 085
29 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

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Mean Tweets

A humorous phrase used by conservatives to expound their belief that a president who is a massive dickhead is better than a president whose head doesn't even function.

"Gas prices are above four dollars in every state, but there's no mean tweets!"

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