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to thrust one's manhood into the anal or oral orifice of another male. STRAIGHT UP. PERIOD.!!!!!!!!!!!!
You would be the one to tweet out of all the people i know.
A person who tweets way to much, usually about boring or every day activities that noone cares about
joe: yo did you follow that hot girl on twitter yet?
joe#2:yea dude, she tweets so much, like every 36 seconds. its so annoying.
joe: wow sounds like shes a tweet twat
another way of saying "get at me" on Twitter. or "follow me on twitter"
The act of using Twitter to "tweet" a booty call.
Douche 1: I haven't gotten any in a long time.
Douche 2: You should "booty tweet" Michelle.
Douche 1: Good idea, BRO!
the act of sending a tweet via the pressure of your booty onto your phone in your back pocket
@lancearmstrong Whoops, sorry about the booty tweet.5 minutes ago from Tweetie
@lancearmstrong @@@@@@@D@d00 085
29 minutes ago from TwitterBerry
The fart-like sound emitted through the male genitalia, much like the female "queef"
A humorous phrase used by conservatives to expound their belief that a president who is a massive dickhead is better than a president whose head doesn't even function.
"Gas prices are above four dollars in every state, but there's no mean tweets!"