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A damn good school located in New York. Has campuses in the Bronx (Rose Hill), Manhattan (Lincoln Center), and Westchester County (Marymount). Mascot is the Ram, colors are maroon and white.
Contrary to some peoples beliefs, Rose Hill is actually the superior campus in terms of educational options, even though anyone from Lincoln Center will dispute this. Those from Lincoln Center should get off their high horse, because like everyone else your degree will not say your campus, but it will say your school, Fordham University. So get off it, because we are all Fordham, and a Rose Hill degree is the same as a Lincoln Center one.
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A drinking Town with a College Problem. A party school. A place where the beer flows like wine, and frat boys instinctively flock to the bars and to Sal's for pizza.
"I chose Bloomsburg University because i heard it was a good party school."
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The people who take my money.
"Hey man, wanna eat some food and shit?"
"Can't do it man. I have to go sell myself on Sentinel Road and give the money I make to York University."
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One of those diploma mill schools that sends out junk mail to try to trick you into thinking that it is a real college.
In reality, they are a real school like a cubic zirconia is a real diamond. They are to colleges like Showgirls is to fine cinema. If they were a food product, they would be a frozen TV dinner. Attending Walden University is like telling the world that your local community college was alright, but you just didn't feel like studying that hard.
The only way that you could possibly go lower than Walden University is if you didn't go at all.
In my email today is three Viagra spams, two about refinancing my house and one Walden University spam email.
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The #3 party school according to the Princeton Review. Lehigh also boasts the highest alcohol to student ratio of any university or college in the world.
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IU is a public school where all mediocre students in Indiana want to attend. Primarily known for its partying, IU is not a superior academia institution and isn't hard to get accepted to, or graduate from. IU is vastly inferior to the other universities in the state such as Butler, Purdue, and Notre Dame. Located in the depths of the Indiana corn fields, just past the run-down steel mill and next to the crime-ridden neighborhood of Pigeon-Hill, IU is a diamond in the rough for these uncultured mid-westerners."Btown" as the obviously witty students have deemed it, has more than enough to offer the simple lives of these students. Pizza parlors, K-Mart's and Target's (primary source for fashion), McDonalds, and of course Bars, line the single street of entertainment in Btown. This street called Kirkwood Ave is the Skid Row of IU. The bars in Bloomington are known for their very cheap, already cheap domestic beers, and the social scene that spawns loads of deep conversations about The Kardashians and last nights unprotected hook-up. Most students who move a quick 2 hours away from home, attend IU, and after graduation (if completed) move back to their hometown and move in with their parents again. IU grads prefer to stay in Indiana because their delusions of grandeur only stand true amongst other Indiana residents. So if you love to walk bare-foot, drink, rent a pontoon and swim in a lake all without spending too much time in the classroom, IU may be for you!
girl: i went to Indiana university
guy: that explains why you still live with your parents in indiana.
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The one that means absolutely everything to you, beyond all matter, infinity, and creativity.
Person 1: Yo, dude, Ryan is definitely my universe.
Person 2: Hell yeah.
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