Jam Me Up

When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl.

Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose of that Date Rape drug.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.

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Butter Me Up

To lather and or Butter up

Butter me up.
Dude, i just got buttered up!

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Chub me up

The default response for the larger person when asked if they would like to pay that little bit extra for a larger drink and fries.

Patron: "Burger, fries and a full fat coke please."
Vendor: "Would you like to supersize that meal?"
Patron: "Chub me up"

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Lace me up

Asking for certain things or trying to be apart of something

EX 1*person offers water* aye (lace me up) with a water. EX 2*person invites people to party* (lace me up) dude I'm down to go to the party

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hit me up

a way to tell somone that you want to have sex with them.

Hit me up sweet thang.

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Joe me up

Originating from a viral video of a black man named joe shouting "Joe me up" with his fist in the air, joe me up is a parody of dab me up, a semi-popular meme that had originated in discord.

"Hey, do you remember Johnathan he got joe'd up, poor guy."

"Ayo Joe me up brother."

"Bro... Joe me up"

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Shoot me up

1:to shoot semen all over

2:to nut
3: fellatio

Damn,Jake just shoot me up last night

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