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Vegetable Pussy Singer

A singer who always sucks in live concert (without vocal edition).

Kris Wu is vegetable pussy singer but he believes he represent the future of Chinese Hip-Hop.

by Dickhead Wu August 1, 2018


to vegetable someone

To inflict enough mental or physical damage on someone to leave them crippled / retarded for life.

to vegetable someone
A: The guy was gonna tell on me so I vegetabled him.
B: Cool, did you torture him?

A: The guy that got hit by train last week didn't die, but he is pretty vegetabled.

by PacifistTrey April 4, 2016


Vegetable Picker

A descriptive word used to relate to someone not particuarly picky with their selection of sexual partners. They only reject partners with particuarly bad traits or blemishes, much like a vegetable picker only throws out the most disfigured potatoes.

Example 1
Dude 1: Hey, that girl is so hot
Dude 2: Man shes fairly average
Dude 1: Where's my shovel? I am going vegetable picking

Example 2
Girl 1: Girl 2 is picky about who she sleeps with but, Girl 3....COMPLETE Vegetable Picker

by sellotaperoll June 1, 2011


Anarcho-Vegetism

Anarcho-vegetism is a dialectic acceleration of the supreme form of anarcho-monarchism: the always celebrated anarcho-maoism. Anarcho-vegetism deterritorializes anarcho-stalinism to reterritorialize it in a xenoimproved version of the maximum outcome of the dialectic development between posadist-demonology and trotzkist-luxembourghism.

The final aufhebung, the lichtung on the plan d'immanence and the always covet left unity is anarcho-vegetism. Here we can find an eternal peace founded on the Union of self-government principalities, the "sayan-soviets", around the worlds.

A friend: "I'm wondering, if anarcho-vegetism is the perfection of communism, how will be the typical person in this kind of society?"

Me, an intellectual: "You have to imagine every person in anarcho-vegetism as a multitude of Vegetas. A body without organ that is the platonic form of Vegeta as the Ubermensch. Vegeta has the perfect balance between the Apollonian and Dionysian Spirit: the will to regulate his training, the pride to guide him towards the Wille zur Macht"

by Meta-communism May 8, 2020


vegetable vagina

A vegan on her period.

Fuckboy: Wow Stacey got triggered. Maybe she's a vegetable vagina.

by WillHawksnaw November 29, 2016


Perpetual Vegetable

A vegetable that is beyond perpetual.

Did you see that concert last night where they threw perpetual vegetables?
I love me a good perpetual Vegetable

by CINNAMON JESUS October 16, 2023


Vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker

A motherfucker who looks like a vegetable. Most common is the shape of a leek or a broccoli.

A: Isn´t that Billy over there?

B: That vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker again?

A: Yes.

by Scharcoon February 27, 2018