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I voted for Obama

The thing every white person says when trying to not be racist, but doesn't realize it just makes them seem more like one.

Black Guy: "You racist man"

White Guy: "I am not! I voted for Obama."

by f3gf August 18, 2011

21๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mtv Rock The Vote

Democratic propaganda that was created by MTV and Viacom corporation. It leads stupid kids into voting Democrat without examining any details about either candidates because so many punk bands hate Bush.

If MTV has THAT much an influence on stupid teens, maybe I should convince them to tell them to kill themselves so there won't be anymore MTV fans around.

by nikkan_hanil August 17, 2004

61๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


mtv ROCK THE VOTE

Democratic party PROPAGANDA brought to you by the multi-billion-dollar Viacom corporation.

punkvoter.com is funded by Democrat billionaire George Soros!!

Moveon.org = funded by Soros

Michael Moore is a millionaire who makes propagandist crockumentaries for the far left.

Hollywood are all fuckin wealthy bastards who are using YOU!

Remember that the next time you're sucking your latte` at Starbucks bitching about the rich and big corporations you brainwashed leftwing retards.

Jello Biafra is Mtv's whore!!!!

by YOU buy into propaganda you ignorant little fucks!! August 16, 2004

99๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Voted Most Random

A pop-punk band consisting of Ian Reibeisen (vocals), Sal Salemme (drums), Scott Gunter (lead guitar), Bennett Pisaniello (rhythm guitar), and Joe Mauti (bass), all from Quinnipiac University.

After winning the grand prize for the East Coast Indie Battle of the Bands, these guys have landed a spot on Warped Tour playing a few dates up in and around their native Connecticut. Having opened for such international acts as We the Kings, Voted Most Random's sound is a mix between old-school pop-punk and modern melodic alternative.

Voted Most Random has played with: Bands Voted Most Random has played with:

2010 Warped Tour
Anarbor
Atomic Tom
Down With Webster
Let's Get It
Love Via Dance Machine
Modern Hearts Break Faster
Phone Calls From Home
Speak In Verse
Stay!
We The Kings
Weatherstar
White Rose

"Are you going to the Voted Most Random show?"

"Of Course! Why would I miss out on their free hugs and good music?

by Katethegreat :) December 22, 2010

38๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stifle-vote Democrat

Stifle-vote Democrats are Democrats who lie and manipulate voter polls. They say they have already won the election beforehand so voters seeking their opponent's victory will either give up and not vote at all, or cast their vote in their favor. Either way, they get your vote - Random Prophet #RandomProphet

A Stifle-vote Democrat will lie to you to get your vote.

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 7, 2018

64๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Voted Most Random

A pop-punk band that stays true to its roots, but at the same time draws from its influences to create an original sound in a tough genre.

Up-and-coming yet already successful, VMR has played with various talented indie and signed artists. VMR continues to consistently break through in their genre. Without a doubt the band will see great success in their near future.

Daaaaaamn, Voted Most Random; you got da funk

by Disconcerned Citizen December 23, 2010

38๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


These People Can Vote

A cynical statement used to point out that no matter how stupid someone is, they can still decide the fate of a country.

There are people who actually think that an almost eighty-year-old man who can't even walk up a flight of stairs without tripping or stumbling at least three times and can't go more than five minutes without uttering a non-sequitur or having a random emotional outburst and has a long, documented history of being extremely racially prejudiced whenever it's convenient to him is fit to run an entire country. And these people can vote.

by Someone who kinda exists May 29, 2022