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When you date someone twice, and then suddenly realise you've been here before and they are a shit.
'Ben I saw my ex last night, I completely forgot how fucking mad they are'
'awww dude, bae-ja vu'
A day full of deja vu moments due to a hangover, lack of sleep, unhealthy habits.
Greg: Man I'm getting the worst deja vu today. Everything I'm doing, I've already done!
John: Glitch in the matrix?
Greg: Yeah dude. Having a hell of a day-ja-vu.
The learning of one coming out, usually a celebrity, that was already assumed by many to be gay
1: Did you hear that Lance Bass is into men?
2: Duh! This is total gay ja vu!
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Similar to De Ja Vu. The feeling when something totally different happens then suddenley passes.
I had serious Vu Ja De. When that clown was juggling oranges.
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a long time ago but somehow in the future
it happens more than once DE JA VU
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Like Deja Vu refers to events, Naija Vu is the feeling of having met a particular black person before, but can't quite be certain.
Becky: I can't help but feel like we've met before. I think it's Naija Vu.
Eman: ....it's what?....
I'm not from Nigeria, I'm South African...
Becky: Whatever. You all look the same."
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Having premonitions of your friends doing dumb,retarded, and/or homosexual things - and then actually seeing your friends do them.
Person 1 - Should we stop him?
Person 2 - Whoa! Gay ja vu! This is going to be good..
Person 1 - You're right, that was hilarious!
Person 2 - Yeah, but where are we going to get bail money?!..he's screwed.
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