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pleasing yourself infront of the mirror (sexually) often for the benefit of yourself and sometimes others. people have the incentive to carry out a mirror wank because they find themself aesthetically pleasing. however it is advised not to do this infront of crazy mirrors as this could cause a false sense of confidence or a feeling of belittlement depending on the convexity of the mirror.
'hey bro, i just had an awesome mirror wank'
'gnarley'
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A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "
Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank
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A wank enthusiast that eat, sleeps and breathes anything assiocted with wanking.
Slaughty: hanks at it again he can't keep he's bloody hand off it.
Hazey: I know he's an absolute wank master
When a rather large woman pushes together two rolls of fat, the man lubes up, thrusting his cock between the rolls of fat.
Jim: hey mark, did fatty stay over again last night?
Mark: yeah she did and we tried something new.
Jim: oh yeah?
Mark: yeah, a roll wank. It's a bit like a tit wank . She pushed together two of her rolls of fat, I lubed up, and thrusted my cock between them. I'd highly recommend it.
Jim: think I'm ok mate
Wanking in a place were you can be caught at any moment.
"What's that guy doing in that phoneboot?"
"Oohw he's just Danger wanking"
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Wank Room. A sometimes secret place where a man (or woman) can masturbate in comfort and privacy.
Have you seen Jeffrey recently ?
No, I'll bet he's in his wank room, back of his closet with his porn clippings.
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forcing one's self to be sick in order to use the vomit as a lubricant for masturbation.
Ryan had several vom wanks in one day, as a result of this he turned bulimic.