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The. Sexiest. Male. To. Exist. Ever.
CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS: (insert picture)
Me: OMFG YOU ARE SO SEXY. MARRY ME PLEASE PLEASE.
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1. The technique where one weaves the headphone wire of an ipod into their sleeve so as to lean on their hand and listen to music covertly
2. To employ the technique of weaving an ipod headphone into ones sleeve in order to listen to music secretly
That speaker was so boring at school I just weave-n-sleeved and rocked to basshunter the whole presentation.
1) An observation: said to someone who is getting all up in your face over some trivial matter.
2) An exclamation: used to indicate someone is offending your sensibilities, or mightily trying your patience.
3) A warning: said to indicate that someone is pushing an issue to uncomfortable limits to which you do not want to "go", and to invite them to know their place.
Particularily amusing when said to men with short or no hair, for the incongruity of it all.
Often suffixed with "bitch", to top it off nicely.
"You've been on my ass all day about this. Time to fix yo' weave, bitch!"
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A product soon to be made. Consisting of fake hair compressed into a can, used in the same function as a spray sir freshener as the name implies. Coming in various styles the spray on weave will be on the go fo sho.
DSS was a knock knockin' at my door so I freshened up with my spray on weave before they sniped my children.
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When you get a fine hair weave and it itches, you stay looking fly by patting it instead of scratching your hair. This is because a weave is not your actual hair so you can't scratch your actual scalp to relieve the itch.
"Girl, your hair looks so good."
"I know."
"Yeah but it itches so badly."
"Just pat your weave."
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When a Hubbard (uncool, slow, unfashionable, annoying, awkward or stupid cyclist) finds themselves in the hurt box whilst riding up a hill, and subsequently resorts to weaving across the road to reduce the gradient of a hill.
The weave may be intentional or unintentional.
Garry the Hubbard from Military Rd likes to think himself a gifted cyclist. He rides lots - at least once a fortnight.
For this fortnights ride, he decides to head to the 'hills'. After riding 3% for a kilometre he finds himself questioning whether or not the protein shakes he has for breakfast have added to his muscle mass or waistline.
Two kilometres in, everything goes dark. He's hurting. He's weaving all over the road, barely staying upright.
He's doing the HURTING HUBBARD WEAVE.
1. two joins passed in daisy chain sequence.
2. a method of passing two lit joints that decreases idle burning time.
description: when in a circle of five or more the joint is passed forward then passed back after each draw without holding the joint idly.
use:
"let's hit a basket weave"
"let's weave"
"let's basket weave"
formation:
two joins passed in daisy chain sequence.
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