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After receiving oral sex, as the male is about to bust he presses his dick firmly against the females forehead and let's the semen drip down, like a bullet wound to the head.
"Oh man, I gave a girl a bullet wound last night. It was awesome."
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A man's penis that has a fissure, or broken skin as a result of too much sex. Occurs after vigorous masturbation to some.
I was on a mission last nigt, maneuvering for over three hours. This morning I noticed my wounded soldier.
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1: A scar obtained after being struck with an axe
2: A buttcrack
3: An exceptionally large pussy
1: Chris pissed off a lumberjack, now he has an axe wound.
2: Chris sat down on the toilet to shit out of his axe wound
3: Chris shoved his dick in Ambers axe wound.
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YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
*slams paper on table*
28 STAB WOUNDS.
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The appearance and form for a man who, after having a ham shank and finding nothing to wipe the baby gravy up with, make his way to the bathroom to clean up without dripping any man juice on the way.
After shooting off all over himself and having no bog roll. Vince made his way to the bog like a wounded soldier to wipe off his jiz.
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Rubbing salt on the wound is a idiom when you make a matter worse or to make someone very unhappy
You are literally rubbing salt on the wound trying to say sorry to me