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When you sit down to take a shit, it ends up being all liquid, and sounds like your pissing in the toilet.
You shouldn't have ate that Taco Bell. Now you are going to piss out your ass all day.
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To suddenly release a load of wet shit that has been held in for hours, causing it to explosively exit your body.
How am I supposed to use the bathroom right after you blow your ass out?
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To provide you with a hit or small amount of drugs.
Tom: "Dude, I can't believe we actually sat through all 4 hours of 'Pretty Pretty Princesses in the Land of Magical Unicorns.' That play was LAAAAAME, dude."
Phil: "Yeah, sorry about that. Yesterday when Crackhead Bill told me he'd front my ass a play I thought he was going to give me some drugs, not front row tickets to that. I'd rather watch 4 hours of maggots crawling through dog shit."
Tom: "Well at least that one 8-year-old girl was pretty hot."
Phil: "Um, that was an 8-year-old boy, man."
Tom: "Giggidy giggidy!"
"You want some llell?
I'll front your ass a play,
But other than that get the hell out my face
Because you niggaz tryin' to
Blow my buzz"
-D12, "Blow My Buzz"
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be quiut, shut up ,
get your ass to sleep and shut your ass up
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shank(adj) To cut in lower body, above hips, or in sides of chest. Weapon used to cut being a very stubby homemade knife made of easy to obtain items. When shanking, use fast blows.
Blan shanked Nart S. over and over.
No one can shank like Blan.
I'll shank your ass, nigga.
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When someone simply will not budge or admit wrongdoing, despite knowing very well that they're wrong and that fact being plain obvious. When someone is being extremely stubborn for no reason, especially for something relatively minor, they have a stick up their ass.
Dave: Son I want you to go pick three dandelions and bring them back to me, I can't because my back hurts.
Son: No dad, I don't want to.
Dave: oh come on you can't just do it, it's three flowers son.
Son: No, I don't feel like it, do it yourself
Dave: Son, why do you have a stick up your ass? It's such an easy and simple task that you'd already be done with if you didn't argue with me.
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a phrase that originated from the book, the lord of the flies, which you say when someone is complaining or whining.
audrey: "god! i want a freakin lollipop!!"
sarah: "sucks to your ass-mar!!"
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