Assassin's Creed 2

The sequel to the popular game Assassin's Creed, in which a secret war takes place over generations, involving the Knights Templar and the Assassins. The Knights Templar wish to use ancient treasure called Pieces of Eden to take over the world, while the Assassins wish to prevent such an end. The series specifically follows the modern day character Desmond Miles and his ancestors, who played key roles in the fight against the Templars. Assassin's Creed 2 follows Ezio Auditore de Firenze in Renaissance Italy, late 15th century. Assassin's Creed 2 sees major improvements over its predecessor in almost every area, including getting rid of the repetition many players did not like in the first game.

I really like Assassin's Creed 2 a lot more than the first one. There's so much more to do!

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Modern Warfare 2

The follow-up game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.

A highly addictive first person shooter that will most likely piss you off and make you feel like murdering your family while they are sleeping or piss you off enough to give you a stroke...

Modern Warfare 2 Scenario

guy1: Dude, these assholes in this game is pissing me off!

guy2: Lol, just calm down man.

guy1: Dude, I'm on the verge of killing my family.

guy2: haha, dont do that you fag.

guy1: Oh shit man my head just started hurting really bad!

guy2: you alright?

guy2: dude?

guy2: Yo faaaggot answer me!

guy2: You have a stroke or something? xD

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Half Life 2

Set apart from other games in its AI, graphics and physics engines. At what part in Halo can you pick barrels up and slam them into the enemies, when in Pariah do the enemies retreat, try to outflank you and generally don't commit suicide, and in UT2004, is Nikata's arse really as round as alyx's?
No, none of you can truly say that Half-Life 2 is a disappointment, after all, you thought it was so good it deserved urban dictionary's attention, didn't you?

Halo: $5 (Sold Out Software)
UT 2004: £15 (PC World)
Pariah: £30 (New)

Half-Life 2: Priceless (Valve)

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2 way sword

A way of saying double edge sword when you're retarded.

Hong Kong Phooey - You cant set the Bar and Prescedent up high and then ask people to work the next time for 1/2. Its a 2 way sword. (sic)

The UG - LOL

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1 + 1 ≠ 2

The mathematical equivalent of an answered prayer, such as being healed of an incurable disease or chronic sickness; seeing a business, financial, or relationship breakthrough; and helping others deliver from demonic oppression or sexual addiction in the name of Jesus Christ.

In the spiritual realm, mathematical equations in the natural world no longer hold true thanks to supernatural forces: 1 + 1 ≠ 2, 1 + 1 + 1 = 1, …, 2 + 5 = 5000, π = 3.

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Back 2 school

the worst time of the year: opposite of Christmas.

Back 2 school, is the most horrible time of the yearrrrrr! ding dong! (jingle, jangle)

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Modern Warfare 2

A game that everyone thought would be good. It managed to sell 4.7 million copies in the first 24 hours. In the next 24 hours people would realize how much this game will piss them off. From commando to boosters, it is filled with all of the things you have feared in gaming. By my estimations just after the first round millions of people broke their controllers, screamed their head's off, and possibly beat their girlfriends. To this day the devil game still continues to make money thanks to the millions of kids who get their parents to buy it because everyone else has it.

1. "MW2 is the worst game I have ever played!"
2. "MW2 made me brake my controller!"
3. "I killed my girlfriend because of MW2!"
4. "Wanna boost?"
5. "You noob tuber!"
6. "I'm selling a tenth prestige hack for only a $20 PSN card!"
7."CoD 6 Modern Warfare 2 FAILS"

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