Modern Warfare 2

The follow-up game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.

A highly addictive first person shooter that will most likely piss you off and make you feel like murdering your family while they are sleeping or piss you off enough to give you a stroke...

Modern Warfare 2 Scenario

guy1: Dude, these assholes in this game is pissing me off!

guy2: Lol, just calm down man.

guy1: Dude, I'm on the verge of killing my family.

guy2: haha, dont do that you fag.

guy1: Oh shit man my head just started hurting really bad!

guy2: you alright?

guy2: dude?

guy2: Yo faaaggot answer me!

guy2: You have a stroke or something? xD

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Half Life 2

Set apart from other games in its AI, graphics and physics engines. At what part in Halo can you pick barrels up and slam them into the enemies, when in Pariah do the enemies retreat, try to outflank you and generally don't commit suicide, and in UT2004, is Nikata's arse really as round as alyx's?
No, none of you can truly say that Half-Life 2 is a disappointment, after all, you thought it was so good it deserved urban dictionary's attention, didn't you?

Halo: $5 (Sold Out Software)
UT 2004: £15 (PC World)
Pariah: £30 (New)

Half-Life 2: Priceless (Valve)

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Back 2 school

the worst time of the year: opposite of Christmas.

Back 2 school, is the most horrible time of the yearrrrrr! ding dong! (jingle, jangle)

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2 way sword

A way of saying double edge sword when you're retarded.

Hong Kong Phooey - You cant set the Bar and Prescedent up high and then ask people to work the next time for 1/2. Its a 2 way sword. (sic)

The UG - LOL

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1 + 1 ≠ 2

The mathematical equivalent of an answered prayer, such as being healed of an incurable disease or chronic sickness; seeing a business, financial, or relationship breakthrough; and helping others deliver from demonic oppression or sexual addiction in the name of Jesus Christ.

In the spiritual realm, mathematical equations in the natural world no longer hold true thanks to supernatural forces: 1 + 1 ≠ 2, 1 + 1 + 1 = 1, …, 2 + 5 = 5000, π = 3.

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Modern Warfare 2

A game that everyone thought would be good. It managed to sell 4.7 million copies in the first 24 hours. In the next 24 hours people would realize how much this game will piss them off. From commando to boosters, it is filled with all of the things you have feared in gaming. By my estimations just after the first round millions of people broke their controllers, screamed their head's off, and possibly beat their girlfriends. To this day the devil game still continues to make money thanks to the millions of kids who get their parents to buy it because everyone else has it.

1. "MW2 is the worst game I have ever played!"
2. "MW2 made me brake my controller!"
3. "I killed my girlfriend because of MW2!"
4. "Wanna boost?"
5. "You noob tuber!"
6. "I'm selling a tenth prestige hack for only a $20 PSN card!"
7."CoD 6 Modern Warfare 2 FAILS"

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Eva Elfie #2

she's exactly the view of a woman that you may want for a one night stand but a long term relationship, she just got the private parts and the looks but not the personality and intelligence, and no tint of self respect nor respect for her body and privacy whatsoever. one of the reasons sexism and sexual assault exist. basically nobody takes her seriously, they just wank off to her for 5 minutes and then post-nut clarity hits and you feel disgusted in yourself. every minute you spent wanking off to her supports her disgusting problematic industry and gives them money for no valid reason, kinda like drug dealing. she can't even game and pretends to be able to do something with her life other than to get fucked by 16 dIldos because her industry sexualizes literally everything and because pornstars just crave attention from horny depressed cheating men 💀💀 oh and she's a wh0re. nobody ever stays working there for a lifetime like being a doctor or engineer. when she ages, loses her youth and 'hot tiny teen body🥺', and sees all her peers having families she'll forever feel disgusted and will always feel like people can see through her clothes. there will be no way to get rid of her bad past. if she leaves, she will forever live in shame in herself just like mia khalifa and lana rhoades. even if she leaves, strangers will still be leaking nudes of her and making inappropriate sexual advances on her. just look at mia khalifa's comments. such a good role model for a woman.

-This hoe last night tried selling her body to me for an exchange. I'm
-Damn she pulled an Eva Elfie #2 on you

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