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A wrapped box, given as a gift, with someones cock in it, through a hole in the side of the box.
Eric: What did you get for your birthday?
Jamie: Eh, another cock box.
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pronunciation- "Mist-er-ee Box"
A game usually played by, or in the company of males. A cooler filled with a random assortment of beers, including all varieties ranging from the shittiest of beers to the better tasting beers. When one has created this wonderful device, you are to stick your hand in the cooler and grab the first beer that luck grants you. After a beer is pulled from the cooler, it is dishonorable and highly frowned upon to replace said "shitty beer" with one that is more to your liking. It is absolutley prohibited to place your hand within the cooler without first finishing the open beer at hand. If a player is to do this, elimination from the game, castration, and execution are all possible forms of punishment.
Rules are open to interpretation. For example, if a less manly male has decided to place a beverage that is usually shunned from the male society into the mystery box(i.e. smirnoff ices or Mike's hard lemonade), there can be a democratic vote to create a rule in which one would have to chug every "less than manly beverage" upon removal from the cooler.
Chuck- "Hey dude, come over to watch the playoffs. We're doing a mystery box. I just placed a six of redstripe and two 16oz budweisers in the cooler!".
Mark- "Right on! I'll bring over my remaining steel-reserve and smirnoff ices!".
Sean-"Hey bro bro, it's Ted's 13th Birthday, try to get some cervezas for him."
Carlos- "Sounds bueno, I'll raid my dad's fridge. He has Corona, Busch-Light in bottles, and Miller light. We can make a mystery box!!!"
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To physically locate yourself such that other people cannot converse with the person you or your friends are talking to.
Rufus, box out all the frat boys so Cornelius can run game on Portia.
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1) Noun. A walrus' vagina.
2) Adj. Of, or pertaining to a walrus' vagina
3) Adj. Having the apperance of a walrus' vagina.
4) Noun. A well-known Team Fortress 2 player that often makes crude sexual references and jokes at his ex-wife's expense.
1) (A man at the zoo) Dude, check out that smaggy box...
2) Dude, smell that in there? smells like some serious smaggy box.
3) Man, I went home with this chick last night, was goin great 'till the pants came off. Total smaggy box.
4) Smaggy Box - What's 5"2", 110 lbs, and has two black dicks in its mouth? Give up? My ex-wife.
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A word used to describe people who text message people on their cell phones all the time. Usually comes out when drinking.
"Hey guys- look at text box over there on the couch"
"Yeah,shes been text boxing her boyfriend all night!"
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A container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.
People, namely Avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. Thus, he would be a douche box.
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