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Wesson-Burger is an word used to get a team monkey to work harder
After eating, typically a burger - which is known for being greasy and or a "hearty meal" one might experience "burger lung" which is usually noticed when clearing phlegm from the throat and can last upwards of several hours post-consumption.
*Sitting at the table after eating the Red Robin Bacon Bleu Burger and an entire tower of onion rings*
Man 1: Man, Robin King goes hard every time
Man 2: Yeah fr, *cough* I think I got burger lung :((
Man 1: Damn dude, we should tip less
Man 2: *clearing phlegm from throat" -20% tip for this god awful burger lung
A classic burger is liiike... you know... like a classic burger but it's classic. Simple as that.
Mmmmh today I ate a really good classic burger !!!
When people see you got your shit together they always want to hold you to a higher standard. Like when a female been fucking with niggas for a bag of weed but when you come along she need dinner ,a movie and a bill paid.
Yo remember that bitch Candace niggas was smashing for a Springfield soda and a bag of Cheetos..? Yo why she try to give me the $100 burger
When you have no response to someone projecting their anger onto you.
"I HATE HOW EVERYTIME I LOOSE IN TRIVIA CRACK THE GAME REMINDS ME HOW ABSOLUTELY DOG SH*T STUPID I AM BY THE MILLIONS OF ADS IT FORCEFULLY SHOVES IN MY FACE WHEN I GET A QUESTION WRONG"
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"Mald burger.... 👀 "
When a man cums on a woman's vagina.
"I like honey on my burger"
The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.
New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.
Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries