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n. and adj. (of) a follower of the life and teachings of Jesus Christ, even though there are sects of this it still makes you a Christian. A Christian is a spiritual person who doesn't sin but admits they did, is morally perfect, often part of a strict church with way too many prohibitions and often is crusading against non-believers saying how sinful they are, and also they hold it by faith resulting from all their life doubting when they no longer doubt and often get special treatment because their religion prohibits things people would normally do, those hat-wearing people deviating from the world.
Christian comes knocking at the door,
Answer: not interested!
Slams door in the Christian's face.
A very retarded person who everyone really wants to fucking do cock and ball torture on even though they would probably like it
BRO HOW DID YOU LET HIM DOWN ME YOUR SUCH A Christian.
Christian is the name of a vey sweet boy who at first appears gentle and loving. He will make you feel loved and seen, even the parts you didn't want to be seen. His love comes off as so genuine you open up and allow yourself to be vulnerable to Christian, but later rather than sooner, he betrays, lies, and manipulates you, he hurts you in every emotional way possible and makes you doubt if he ever really loved you at all. The worst thing about Christian is he does not hold himself accountable to any of his actions, but at the same time thinks the world revolves around and his petty nature.
You see that guy over there? Oh yeah, Christian? He resembles a marine creature.
Often name of criminal thieves, and sex offenders
He touched my get, he is a christian
A beautiful amazing girl who’s is better than any Christian named man. She is loyal and loves calling people she likes monkeys
Oh Christian called you a monkey?? Damn she likes you dude !!!
Christian is the sexiest nigga alive and touching more pape than every nigga out here he gets more hoes than every nigga in the world and he’s a factor in football
Mom when I grow up I wanna be like Christian
He loves music, He's always my favorite person from the group chat to be around, He likes the best music
Friend of mine and his: When are you going to tell Christian you like him
Me: I dont know everyone thinks hes too old for me (three years) and its not that I dont agree its just that I cant get him off my mind he is so nice and he loves the same music as me and we relate to eachother and have so many things in common but im just scared it will ruin the friendship we already have if he rejects me....