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used when somebody appreciates a joke at their own expense
I totally fell for that, and told my boss, that was a good fuck...
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a band that makes good music. But became to overplayed and annoying after a year.
There leadsinger appears to be emo, the whole bad is. But that was all blown for them after Joel, started to go out with the bitter talentless hilary duff of pop.
Reporter: Joel is now apparently dating hilary duff. Who's next, Joel?
Joel: I am choosing over britney spears or jojo.
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The act of three guys executing a dutch rutter while Eiffel towering a fourth person who is asleep.
Dude remember the night at Treetops where we gave Engal a good and plenty?
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One who excells in a particular sport, instrument, or hobby; Better than excellent
Yo, the new drummer for No Lily is vagina good.
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to use a numb hand to shelving a pill. such that it feels like a stranger is doing you that favour.
Whilst novices might sit on ones hand for a prolonged period, experienced operators would opt for a tourniquet.
when i go the good samaritan on myself, i make sure that i'm looking in the mirror, so i can give myself a wink when i'm done. I find It is also a superb opportunity to give oneself a dirty sanchez.
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A very accommodating women. One who might cheerfully give you a pity-fuck or is just generally promiscuous.
Dude 1: "Sharon's had a mile of cock run through her. She used to be... how can I put this politely?"
Dude 2: "A good sport."
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'Pseudo Good' is an event that you feel good or happy about but only because it has deceived you into thinking it is good. The good was only a possibility - but it turned out to be nothing.
Pseudo Good is the opium of life, it keeps you positive, it usually does not amount to 'actual good' but by then you have forgotten how lame the Pseudo Good was and you happliy swallow the next load of Pseudo Good, just like a gold fish biting at nothing because its memory is too short to remember that nothing doesn't taste of anything.
I'm so happy that x girl at college is starting to be friendly with me! - Six weeks later she blanks me because she only wanted to get a lift with me to classes. It was only Pseudo Good.
I'm so happy - the boss wants a meeting with me next week about the managers job - Turns out he just wanted me to cover the vacancy until someone more experienced replys to the job add. It was only Pseudo Good.
I'm so happy x company wants to buy our stuff, all my hard sales work has paid off!! - turns out that their previous supplier had put them on stop due to non payment because they have no money and now they are going bust owing us thousnads and we are probably going to go bust too. It was only Pseudo Good.
I'm so happy - I've just voted for a new government - (Insert outcome here)
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