Leaving without saying “Be right back” or leaving randomly
What did he do? “He did a Max”
Max’s have giant shlong and will attract any hot woman within a 10 mile radius
Sharron: wow did you hear about that max guy, he has a rather large dong
Or
Shakespeare: Thou brilliant max hast a large penis
A young boy in a purple jack, spikey hair and an eyepach for his broken and explosive eye this kid DOES NOT take jokes or those fucking rule 34 art and no its not that dog
"man max sucks"
max: go fuck yourself
A 14 year oldkid who is very high because he does way too much biking, running, and swimming. His goal is to do a fucking half Ironman next summer what an idiot
Did you hear that max just biked another 100 miles. What a fucking showoff
Max is a funny kind person that you should keep forever.he has a big heart for everyone.This guy loves Alliyah and will always have her heart.on her 13th birthday he will ask her out.
Guy:yo why you so happy
Max:I met this girl called Aaliyah
Guy:lucky you
Max: I know