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the act of busting a nut, blowing a load or skeet skeet skeeting on someones back and then slapping a pillow on that persons back making them look like a turtle skeet superman ninja turtleho
The way she looks at me makes me wanna ninja turtle that ho!
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In other words, Stefanie and Katherine. Two amazing, beautiful, smart, and sexy girls. That everyone wishes they were.
A: I'm going to try to be an Epic Ninja Gangsta.
B: Good luck, only Stefanie and Katherine can pull that off.
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MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! While the male is having sex with the female in the doggy style position, he pulls out and inserts a dildo, so the women is non the wiser that the man has pulled out. The man continues to pleasure her and suddenly turns the lights on, yells "SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK!", and punches the female in the face. Then turns the lights back off.
1)"Bro, remember molly?"
2)"yea...?"
1)"Bro, I totally surprise ninja attacked her last night"
2)"Nice."
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A completely pointless and useless arguement that came from nowhere and is going nowhere. It has no relevence to the modern world or science, but people constantly fight over whether the Pirate or the Ninja is superior.
Person 1: Hey, man. Pirate versus Ninja?
Person 2: Uh... Ninja?
Person 1: WHAT? You're a ninja?
Person 2: All right, all right. I'm a pirate.
Person 1: WHAT? You're a pirate?
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fasst motocicle zx 12 r its faster than gsx ,russ the adrenaline fru veins
ZX-12 ninja . if you will put wings it will fly at 320 KM/H
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Hey wanna have ninja turtle sex?
What's that?
Sex while you're wearing back packs.
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usually referred to as the acronym JMN, its when you and another person think or say the same thing at the same time. Its like the person is reading your thoughts.
L: Whoa, I just went on the board today and its like a ghost town!
T: JMN (Jedi Mind Ninja), I thought the exact same thing when I saw that!
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