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Scandinavian Penis

On average, the largest kind of penis in the world, coming ahead of even the almighty black penis

"OMG, Shayla, last night, I had a Scandinavian Penis inside me!"
"LOL, is that why you're limping?"
"Yeah, but it was worth it!"

by Lilac de Nubia October 29, 2013

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penis Inbetweenus

1) Aggressive punitive Act of sneaking into your own home, catching someone else fucking your wife/girlfriend, popping a Viagra, slamming a bottle of Jack Daniels, and then forcibly sodomizing him up the ass while he is still inside your lady. That man becomes the Penis Inbetweenus.

2) Urban dictionary editors who reject your submitted definitions!

Does Urban Dictionary editor's who reject definitions, creating rift between author and audience, can be a real Penis Inbetweenus...

by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis mongor

A man who is pre-occupied to talk about anything else but the penis
A person whose face looks like a penis, and therefore subject to much ridicule
A person who collect penis's, and has a book about penis sizes
The other definition you will find out once you are fucked up, which is the truest definition

Ethan is a fuckin penis mongor
I know he always talks about the penis
Dude he has a book on penis's too
what a penis mongor

O Shit that dude is a fucking penis mongor (only allowed when fucked up)

Fuck you u penis mongor u

by Masturbate March 10, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis corral

A woman's vagina that has become so large that it could contain more than one penis at once.

Friend: So, how was last night? You enjoy yourself?"

You: "Not so much. She had a penis corral so large I heard echos from thrusting."

by From Tennessee April 7, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Luke's penis

That kid luke has a massive cock

hey britney did u see luke's penis it was huge.

by kids named luke penis December 24, 2020

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


e penis

One's Ego over the internet

I just necro wagond this kid and i bet his e penis just shrunk 6 inches

by Devin May 17, 2006

186๐Ÿ‘ 130๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis wrinkle

a slight dent or wrinkle in a mans penis. And/or a funny word to call a friend.

A: Yo Dan thats a big penis wrinkle you got there.

B: Sheena your a fucking penis wrinkle.

by annnnonyomusssssss March 28, 2010

80๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž