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smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 2, 2017


the dad smoke

when you hold it with the peace sign… like someone’s dad does

jeremiah does the dad smoke !”

by dad smoke October 14, 2022


Smoke kisses

The act of 2 or more people blowing smoke at eachother so that the ends meet in a "kiss", a mockery of Eskimo kisses

Smoke kisses are the smokers (or stoners) mock way of doing Eskimo kisses

by D4Nt3c011iN$ September 26, 2020


who you smoke

Somone you hate

Who you smoke? I smoke Elijah

by Khpaige April 10, 2021


Smoked Ham

A half black half white kid.

Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.

by Stuckinher September 27, 2011


Smoking the Kool Aid

A variation on Drinking the Kool Aid, or Don't Drink the Kool Aid.

Oh man, you've really been smoking the Kool Aid.

by 2TD November 8, 2020


Smoking Governer

A term smoking weed or crack

Do you see that guy over there?

Yea hes been smoking governer.

by TheyIuvmar March 16, 2021