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A "man" who is too scared to eat out a girl. They will get head, but when asked to return the favor they will come up with any excuse possible.
Hailey: So how was the head?
Brooke: When I asked him to he said his ankle hurts so he couldn't. I think he just has Josh Syndrome.
Hailey: Wow what a pussy
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Also see Wozzy
If you have this syndrome it means you have all the symptoms of being a wozzy
To cure burn all your clothes, leave town, change your name, color your hair, get a full facial reconstruction and then take a gun to the head cause you still won't be cured.
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A progressive genetic condition effecting Hispanic woman in their late twenties and thirties. Characterized by a shortening in stature, morbid obesity, drying of skin, and sour demeanor. A reduction or loss in ability to speak English, even if previously known, is also common.
Often looked down upon in the Hispanic culture, these women seek refuge as "professional yard sales associates".
Dude what happened to Yolanda?
She got Troll Syndrom
Sad...she used to be great at The Waterfall Of Shame
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The compulsive desire of telling people what os you use and why your data is so "important".
Symptoms include:
Constantly reminding everyone you use linux
Unhealthy obsession with open source
Never ending usage of console
Hatred for every OS that isn't linux
Talking about "kernel"
Constantly trying to convert people to linux
Possible treatments include:
Buying a windows license for the linux user
Destroying linux user's ego by explaining that you don't share their interest in the OS.
Using windows or mac in front of them and explaining why the features are great
Explaining why linux user's data is not important to the government.
Man, that person won't shut up about linux!!! They probably have Linux Syndrome .
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Someone who talks about everything the instant it comes into their heads.
Busy working...
8:49:54 PM CDT Jordan: there's a lot of strippers in this movie
8:50:08 PM CDT Micah Williamson: super!
6 minutes later. Busy working...
8:56:30 PM CDT Jordan: you know who jesse jane is?
8:56:38 PM CDT Micah Williamson: no
8:56:44 PM CDT Jordan: she's a pornstar
8:56:47 PM CDT Jordan: in the movie too
8:57:47 PM CDT Micah Williamson: has anyone ever told you that you have pothead syndrome?
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where the woman bends over showing her anal passage and her beef curtains ready for penetration from a man. The man then gets confused about where to put his "SHLONG" and begins to sweat and faints, causing his anal passage to widen and bleed.
Matty:
Omg did you hear about niall last night ?
Stevo:
No, what happened ?
Matty:
Terry Puddin flashed the goods and he got a serious case of pussyvonanal syndrome!!!
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A severe mental condition in which a person does not answer their phone. A person with this syndrome is often unaware of what is happening around them. They will read or see you messages but NEVER reply to them. This syndrome causes the person to play endless hours of video-games, and act like a nerd. In addition, they might avoid hanging out with their friends in order to watch twilight alone at night. They would rather stay inside all weekend because they are afraid other people. They leave parties or gatherings at 8 o'clock sharp, because they need to go home and do nothing. This syndrome causes people to dream about girls they like but never talk to them in real life.
Why did Kimo start acting so different?
Oh, he caught Nader Syndrome.
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