Turd Lancer

(Derog.) A person or concept that catapults shit. Usually something displeasing.

Dood 1: So you wanna come party tomorrow night?
Dood 2: Can't man, boss is making me work for someones shift.
Dood 1: What a Turd Lancer!

squirt turd

When your shit is brown water.

I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.

tit turd

Dumber than the dumbest mutherfucka

You are a tit turd

rat turd

someone you really like!

i really love jeremy, he’s such a rat turd

Cat turd

A giant dip of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight used by Richstrong...

Richstrong have skipped that poverty frozen pizza thing and just had a bigger cat turd!

hog turd

A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.

Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."

turd filled

full of excrement logs

dude look at that turd filled mug!