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When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.
Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock
Felcher meaning a man who sucks cum out of an anus of a male or female after a creampie.
So adding a turd makes a turd felcher
I heard Todd was a felcher.
I heard he was a Turd Felcher
A person that is always instigating and stirring up problems. A nicer alternative to the phrase “shit starter.” May be used by a non threatening person.
Jayson is always bringing up things at Friendsgiving. He is such a turd starter.
A turd hurdle is something that is bad or of annoyance that needs be gotten over.
If one's girlfriend is always nagging about the time her boyfriends slipped another girl his whisker biscuit, she should be told to get over her turd hurdle. Cuz some shit, you just gotta get over.
when you feel like you need to take a large dump but cant manage to sqeeze anything out resulting in an abnormally long session in the restroom or an uneasy feeling if you decide to proceed with your day with only pushing out a few tiny pellet size turds...also can decribe when you need to take a huge shit and it gets half way out of your asshole and your butthole is stretched to the furthest diameter possible,nearly tearing your o-ring then stops causing you to breath like a ladie in a lamaze class while trying to muster with the strenght to force it out..which while taking place could feel like an extremely long time in which everthing you think you know comes into question and you question if god really exists.
"sorry I was late,J had to take a huge shit and was caught in turd purgatory.I nearly blew out my o-ring, but im good now.Too much meatloaf with dessert "
a woman who has poor hygiene. a lazy female. a woman who doesn't care.
Man i can't believe that turd-socket. she's trying to say that my brother is the father of her baby!