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(AKA UDIWBY) Urban Dictionary Is Written By You is the slogan of the Urban Dictionary site, and is also a complete lie, do you think i actually wrote 8 million+ articles about dumb words that no one uses, like what the fuck do the people at the top think i do with my life, like seriously why would I of all people write the entirety of Urban Dictionary
God (known creator of Urban Dictionary): Urban Dictionary Is Written By You
Me (known NOT creator of Urban Dictionary's 8 million+ articles): yeah right, whatever you say
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a lonely group of fat single men who spend their time picking their noses and eating it, can usually be found trawling through the internet to find the most boring definitions to publish. the reviewer is usually very successful at making urban dictionary more boring than most other dictionaries, such as 'Colin's dictionary' which is a much more exciting and humorous read.
guy one: "i bumped into one of those urban dictionary reviewers today, smelled like shit"
girl one: "hey my granddad is an urban dictionary reviewer!"
guy one:"well he can fuck off then, nose picking , shitty bag of wank gravy" urban dictionary definition reviews
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Finally, a way to turn this site back into what it was supposed to be: a dictionary, not a damn chat room!
UDQC roX!
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When one posts a definition that may be offensive to a specific audience based on nationality, race, gender etc., and then all the posting individual's definitions receive the same amount of dislikes.
Idiots who do Urban Dictionary ad hominem often times do not have sufficient imagination, vocabulary, or sense of humor to post a response.
After posting the definition belgian shower, my other definitions immediately received the same amount of dislikes. Should have known them Belgians would do Urban Dictionary ad hominem.
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To Have A Teacher or Other Authority Figure Read Your Printed Urban Dictionary. And Not Have Noticed Any Of The Sexual/Drug Related/Swearing Defs.
Teacher: Hey Let Me See Your Urban Dictionary
Kid: FUCK!!!
Teacher: LOLZ
Teacher: Ok here you go
Kid 2: You Just Got Urban Dictionary Saved
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(N.) The control Center for this website where new definitions are decided wheteher they enter in, and where other definitions are decided whether to be deleted or not. Who knows who it's run by.
Because of the Urban Dictionary Quality Control, most of my words don't make it the next day, or get deleted.
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The fuckers who deny every word you to try to submit to urban dictionary.
Bob: So I tried to submit a word to urban dictionary today, but The Urban Dictionary Volunteer Editors got to it.
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