Baby games

When you play easygoing games like Skyrim, The Sims or Babysitter Simulator 2019. But you don't play such games that require a lot of practice, reflex and a competitive (sometimes toxic)mindset like Battlefield, Dark Souls or Madden 20. Basically another way of calling someone a casual without the actual direct insult.

xXEdge_Lord_666Xx: yo dog wut gams u plae?
Turd_McGee: i plae minecraft
xXEdgyLordXx: y u play baby games?
Turd_McGee: y nut?

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Colon Baby

When anally injected semen leaks into the vagina and impregnates a woman. The child comes out with a noticeably darker skin tone.

"Man, that bitch thought she was being safe taking it up the ass but bitch got a colon baby."

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ranch baby

A person of superior intellect. Usually named Carter.

I heard Carter is a 'ranch baby', I should give him my lunch money.

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baby soul

the soul of a baby; may also be souls of ignorant or stupid adults.

Back in 1956 , I cleansed meh baby soul.

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tittie baby

Someone who gets super butt hurt super easy.

Ian Tembe is such a tittie baby

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acid baby

The first ever Acid baby was introduced to the world by a man named Michael Matthews. He has presumably been convicted of forcing Acid Baby's Mama to induce a 9-month long acid trip while carrying his seed. Miraculously the baby was not only born with no birth defects, but with the ability to telepathically communicate with other humans as well as beings from the other side.

UPDATE
Michael Matthews has been rumored to be nominated for the 2018 Nobel Piece Prize for donating Acid Baby to foundations interested in ending crime on the planet.

Bro did you hear the truth about 9/11
What? that conspiracy BS you're always trying to convince me of?
Nah bro, it's not BS... Acid Baby proved it!

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pork baby

The rectal output from eating a large amount of pulled pork or pork ribs.

I went to the BBQ joint then delivered a pork baby

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