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AKA "The Brown Christening"
Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby.
is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
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another phrase for "that's hot" or "cool beans."
"Do you love it?"
"Sexy chocolate."
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when having anal sex, a girl shits on the penis. then the male proceeds to remove the shit covered shaft from the asshole and cock slaps the girl across the face with the feces covered dick. also can be a homosexual act of passion.
Scott gave miles a chocolate thunder last night
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a.k.a. The Triple C
When a man does not shower for a lengthy period of time allowing him to accumulate a healthy deposit of smegma on his penis. He then follows by having anal sex causing
said smegma to rub off and accumulate in and around the anus which then dries and crustifies causing a blockage. This results in a brutal case of constipation and backed-up feces against the cheesy anus cork.
Tammy: "Trixie, you're not looking too good...what's wrong?"
Trixie: "I let this guy go through the back door last week, and I've been feeling like crap ever since."
Tammy: "Did he happen to smell really bad?"
Trixie: "Actually ya...how'd you know?"
Tammy: "Ah ha...you got Triple C'ed..."
Wendy: "Doc, I haven't been able to go boom boom for quite a while now..."
Doctor: "Let me take a look...holy moly, you've got a Chocolate Cheese Cork."
Wendy: "Sweet Cheesus...not again."
Doctor: "Wait here, I'm gonna find some nachos!"
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where one takes a shit, don't wipe, and then teabags yo gurl.
M: hey babe, can I make you a chocolate pot of tea
F: uh, babe, you mean a chocolate teapot?
M: oh yeah, that. let's do that. I'm glad you remembered for me. let us.
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There's White Chocolate again, look at that massive 4 foot cock
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When a dude takes a shit a womens chest, a hour later the residue of the poop makes the image of a hersey kiss.
I hung out with Sydney and i gave her some wild chocolate nipples.
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