hygiene death match

a competition between at least two dudes to see who can go the longest without showering, changing clothes, brushing their teeth, wiping their ass, brushing their hair, shaving, or anything else that improves their hygiene.

I'm taking on my friend in hygiene death match, so if you guys smell something the next couple of days it's me.

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Celeb Death Triad

The procession of three celebrities dying in close proximity to each other.

Walter Kronkite is the third in another Celeb Death Triad. Which three celebrities will be next?

Billy Mays RIP 06-28-09, Karl Malden RIP 07-01-09, Walter Kronkite RIP 07-17-09

Ed Mcmahon RIP 06-23-09; Michael Jackson RIP 06-25-09, Farrah Fawcett RIP 06-25-09;

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Brown Ring of Death

An unfortunate occurence that is the result of
A) Spilling soda in the cupholder of your car
B) Neglecting to clean said soda for an extended period of time, causing it to condense into a brown, syrupy substance
C) Forgetting that crud is in there, so whenever you put a new drink in there and then rest it on your thigh as you are drinking, a disgusting brown ring is left on your trousers.

Unrelated to the similarly named Xbox 360 phenomenon, Red Ring of Death.

Joe: Hey man what happened to your trousers? That is some janky shit.
Craig: Gave myself the ol' Brown ring of death, mate. I need to stop being a lazy ass and clean my cupholder.

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LTD (Laughing To Death)

An abbreviation used when laughing to the extreme limits.

What Lucy said yesterday made me LTD (Laughing To Death) .

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death eating crackers

When you just feel bad in general and cannot pinpoint the source. You have no symptoms of sickness such as a runny nose or nausea, but you really feel terrible.

I'm afraid I won't be bushhogging the field today, Betty. I feel like death eating crackers.

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near death experience

a vibe check from god

Bro 1: I almost drowned under a floaty yesterday lmao
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!

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Mexican Death Mix

A drink combination that includes the mixing Tequila, Margarita Mix, and Redbull. The ratio is up to the mixer however the most effective was 10 shots of Tequila, 1 cup of Margarita Mix, and 27 oz. of Redbull.

Steve: Hey man what are you drinking?
Goose: Mexican Death Mix
Steve: Oh damn I heard that shit makes you go crazy
Goose: Indeed grab me my sombrero

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