death cab syndrome

depression like symptoms that arise from prolonged exposure to beautiful but mildly depressing music, ie Bright Eyes, Death Cab for Cutie, and Modest Mouse

i spent a good hour replaying Narrow Stairs and it put me in an hour long funk and rabid death cab syndrome until i plugged in the rapture...

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Celeb Death Triad

The procession of three celebrities dying in close proximity to each other.

Walter Kronkite is the third in another Celeb Death Triad. Which three celebrities will be next?

Billy Mays RIP 06-28-09, Karl Malden RIP 07-01-09, Walter Kronkite RIP 07-17-09

Ed Mcmahon RIP 06-23-09; Michael Jackson RIP 06-25-09, Farrah Fawcett RIP 06-25-09;

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hygiene death match

a competition between at least two dudes to see who can go the longest without showering, changing clothes, brushing their teeth, wiping their ass, brushing their hair, shaving, or anything else that improves their hygiene.

I'm taking on my friend in hygiene death match, so if you guys smell something the next couple of days it's me.

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LTD (Laughing To Death)

An abbreviation used when laughing to the extreme limits.

What Lucy said yesterday made me LTD (Laughing To Death) .

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death eating crackers

When you just feel bad in general and cannot pinpoint the source. You have no symptoms of sickness such as a runny nose or nausea, but you really feel terrible.

I'm afraid I won't be bushhogging the field today, Betty. I feel like death eating crackers.

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near death experience

a vibe check from god

Bro 1: I almost drowned under a floaty yesterday lmao
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!

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Death grip syndrome

Obsessive masturbation causing desensitisation in the penis.

Only known cure is the voodoo clam

Had to hit that voodoo clam last night to cure the death grip syndrome

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