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A game that showed a lot of promise but was soon taken over by tryhards and no-lifes but is still fun to play with friends.
Dragon Ball Fighterz is cancer
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Perform an Angry Dragon but plug your partner's nose.
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While receiving a blow job, before you ejaculate plug your partner's nose, and at the point of cumming slap down hard on the back of your partner's head. They will gag, but since the nose is plugged the semen will come out of the tear-ducts. Making your partner look like an angry dragon, with tears.
NOTE: Pull your penis out of your partner's mouth immediately after, the shock should keep him/her from biting down.
I wanted to do something really special for my girlfriend, so when she was giving me a blowjob I gave her an Angry Dragon Tear. I think I get a badge for it, because it is extremely rare.
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While your partner is in her menstral period. proced to have anal sex. when you are about to ejaculate rip the tampon from her vagina and slap her just under the nose. giving a red dragons mustache.
Red Dragon Rampage
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Adj. Refers to caffeine high, coffee buzz, etc... in a paradical version of "Riding the White Dragon"
'What's with Chelsea? She's all over the place today.'
"She just downed a venti espresso. She's riding the black dragon."
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A song from the 70's based on an older folk song about opium. It was said that when you smoked opium, you'd enter a world of dragons and demons. Conversely when you drunk absinthe you would travel to a land of happiness and green fairies.
Also the origin of chasing the dragon, a modern phrase one uses while smoking a line of heroin on a tin foil fold, as they burn the length, one would enhale through a straw, along the line, thereby chasing the smoke.
Hey Matt, do you know what puff the magic dragon song was about
No Dan, What is it about?
Opium smoking.
I gotta chase the magic dragon man!
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The Russian sex dragon is when you poop in someone's mouth, stitch their mouth closed, then tickle their butt cheeks until the poop comes out their nose
Person 1: Hey how's your day?
Person 2: Great, I just gave my son a Russian sex dragon!
Person 1: Poggers!
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When a woman is being a moody bitch.
"Why was Jenny being such a bitch to me?"
"Just stay clear man. She must be in red dragon mode."
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