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When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.
"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"
October 17 is International hate the French day. So spend today hating the French more then you normally do
Shut it you surrender monkey. Happy International french hate day
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When you or your gf licks the others butthole just before giving a french kiss
I threw up when my girlfriend told me what she had for dinner just after I gave her a french mcnasty
A male genitalia that will not be erect.
I could have it with him, because he had a soggy french-fry.
When two girls run a train on a man with dildos, one in ass one in mouth of male and women high-five as it happens.
Ya we pulled a French Eiffel Tower on Trenton last week!
When you execute a member of the monarchy by hanging, and then hit with an axe.
French Piñata's were a very popular birthday tradition during the Revolution of 1789.
Friendly Frenching:
Similar to "Friendly Fire"...
When you french kiss a person by accident.
Before she knew what was happening, she found herself kissing him passionately. "oh my god, what have I done?!!" She had been caught in the line of "Friendly Frenching"
friendly fire french kissing sloppy hussy oops