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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. BLUE TEXT
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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!
A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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Sounds conflicting? Maybe. But in Hebrew it has the following meaning: Bo'na (which literally translates to "come here"), is a term used to call for somebody attention. So, if you want to tell somebody to leave you alone (to go away = "Lech mi'po") ... you would say (see Example)
"Hey, come here, go away from here!"
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I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.
Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.
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Five finger death punch but a bit more extreme
Person 1: 5fdp
Person 2 : NO FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH OF WAR AND THE WORLD'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FROM HELL!
A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"
Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker
"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"
Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.
"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
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